CRUSHED MY WAY TO A FULL-TIME JOB

Well, it all started when I was just an average ogre living in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring magical creatures. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thing:

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work for minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero time off, it seems like a lifetime away. He tried to quit, but